³;ACROSS&DOWNK„ç°[áƵ1.3HÛ`Û9xÛ9 Û94HACKSHIFIS.AIDSALACHICANA.PARAGENIEPENNY.OWENPLOTSPLOTS.LAWSEYESTOANITALIAN....OHNOLESOTHOTOFUPIE.EVASHOTONANLP...INKALEPITDEPP.PEIITESBOARSORSOWS....UNRESHAMPOOABLENBCS.ITISNTMYOXDOHS.PELEDOUBLELOIS.POEREPLIEREKES.ONEFREEBRA----------.--------------.--------------.--------------.-------------------....------------------.-------------...-------------.------------------....-------------------.--------------.--------------.--------------.----------Wacky Weekend Warrior (see Notepad!), 4/4/08 (Friday) by / Edited by Peter Gordon (puzzleeditor@nysun.com) © 2008 Peter GordonTakes an ax to some old sound systemsGym class for cronesIn the manner of a brewed beverageBirchbark vesselBank robbery, rebus-styleReaction to the first monokini"Here, ___" (naive big-game hunter's cry)Cover part of a road in frostCool Yoko downShingle on a B&BWhat to do when asked who recorded "Superstition"Helps outPiece of winter sports equipment named after a son of ZeusWhat happens when the dry cleaner has my fedoraFinished depicting Swiss cheese, perhapsLike an impromptu speechAccording to a Mexican-American womanLegal lead-inCoin depicting a magical spiritVince's costar in "The Wedding Crashers"Figures out how the vegetable gardens will be arrangedRegulationsOcchiAtomically numerically equivalent ___ (useless simile)Maseru-phobe's cryDessert filled with bean curdSheaf nearest the ceilingVolume that's a real tearjerker?Jughead's pal, after too many trips to Pop's Choklit ShoppeStrip, to a snake"Model Herzigova is rather attractive," more succinctlyWhere a groove and a label appearWhere you can find leaves loaded with vitamin C___ against Day-Lewis (what the 2007 Oscars did)Continue yammeringFollowers of the Javits Center architectFatherly figure for the other feudal workersSwine salesperson's questionPerson who gets grinned atLike a rug that can only be cleaned onceStubborn as ___Next to a baby's clothing protectorAmused person in a chat roomHistorically, the Time of Many DivorcesBelonging to a Big Three networkDenial of draft-animal ownershipHomer Simpson's criesOne who performs a soccer legend's stuntsFirst name at the Daily PlanetSomeone who answers the author of "The Gold-Bug"Scratches (out)Words on a Victoria's Secret couponIn this puzzle, most of the answers are made-up words and phrases. For example, the clue "Stupid plane" would lead to the answer DUMBJET, and "Similar to cartoon character Fudd" to ELMERIC. Normal answers are clued in the regular way.LTIMS0,1